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KissER Query Output:

Total Queries: 13

Slowest Query Number 1
Time: 0.0007 Seconds.

Total query Time 0.0038 Seconds.

Number: 1

Time: 0.0007 Seconds.

Query: select configuration_key as cfgKey, configuration_value as cfgValue from configuration

Number: 2

Time: 0.0004 Seconds.

Query: select value from sessions where sesskey = 'd2ec1953894647c76652b917edf18d3a' and expiry > '1732174651'

Number: 3

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select code, title, symbol_left, symbol_right, decimal_point, thousands_point, decimal_places, value from currencies

Number: 4

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select languages_id, name, code, image, directory from languages order by sort_order

Number: 5

Time: 0.0003 Seconds.

Query: select c.categories_id, cd.categories_name, c.parent_id from categories c, categories_description cd where c.parent_id = '0' and c.categories_id = cd.categories_id and cd.language_id='1' order by sort_order, cd.categories_name

Number: 6

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select products_id, products_image, products_tax_class_id, products_price from products where products_status = '1' order by products_date_added desc limit 10

Number: 7

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select products_name from products_description where products_id = '19' and language_id = '1'

Number: 8

Time: 0.0003 Seconds.

Query: select sum(tax_rate) as tax_rate from tax_rates tr left join zones_to_geo_zones za on (tr.tax_zone_id = za.geo_zone_id) left join geo_zones tz on (tz.geo_zone_id = tr.tax_zone_id) where (za.zone_country_id is null or za.zone_country_id = '0' or za.zone_country_id = '223') and (za.zone_id is null or za.zone_id = '0' or za.zone_id = '18') and tr.tax_class_id = '1' group by tr.tax_priority

Number: 9

Time: 0.0003 Seconds.

Query: select distinct p.products_id, pd.products_name from products p, products_description pd where p.products_status = '1' and p.products_ordered > 0 and p.products_id = pd.products_id and pd.language_id = '1' order by p.products_ordered desc, pd.products_name limit 10

Number: 10

Time: 0.0003 Seconds.

Query: select r.reviews_id, r.reviews_rating, p.products_id, p.products_image, pd.products_name from reviews r, reviews_description rd, products p, products_description pd where p.products_status = '1' and p.products_id = r.products_id and r.reviews_id = rd.reviews_id and rd.languages_id = '1' and p.products_id = pd.products_id and pd.language_id = '1' and r.reviews_status = 1 order by r.reviews_id desc limit 10

Number: 11

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select substring(reviews_text, 1, 60) as reviews_text from reviews_description where reviews_id = '1' and languages_id = '1'

Number: 12

Time: 0.0002 Seconds.

Query: select count(*) as total from sessions where sesskey = 'd2ec1953894647c76652b917edf18d3a'

Number: 13

Time: 0.0003 Seconds.

Query: insert into sessions values ('d2ec1953894647c76652b917edf18d3a', '1732196251', 'sessiontoken|s:32:\"03295bb2e89efdb916ae869444466d1e\";SESSION_USER_AGENT|s:103:\"Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)\";SESSION_IP_ADDRESS|s:12:\"18.216.99.18\";cart|O:12:\"shoppingCart\":4:{s:8:\"contents\";a:0:{}s:5:\"total\";i:0;s:6:\"weight\";i:0;s:12:\"content_type\";b:0;}language|s:7:\"english\";languages_id|s:1:\"1\";currency|s:3:\"USD\";navigation|O:17:\"navigationHistory\":2:{s:4:\"path\";a:1:{i:0;a:4:{s:4:\"page\";s:9:\"login.php\";s:4:\"mode\";s:6:\"NONSSL\";s:3:\"get\";a:0:{}s:4:\"post\";a:0:{}}}s:8:\"snapshot\";a:0:{}}button_counter|i:6;')

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KissER Error Handling:

Unique error code: 8192 Error Count: 1

Error: mysql_connect(): The mysql extension is deprecated and will be removed in the future: use mysqli or PDO instead

File: includes/functions/database.php

Line: 19

E_WARNING Error Count: 16

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/configuration_cache.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 68

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/configuration_cache_arrays.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 68

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/currencies.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 68

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/currencies.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 28

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/languages.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 68

Error: fopen(/tmp/jholmster/languages.cache): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

File: includes/functions/cache.php

Line: 28

Error: constant(): Couldn't find constant SUBCATCOUNT_1